Meh.
I really should write something. But I’m tired. Instead here’s an image:
Author: Dave
Thou know’st. The Knave abideth.
A screenwriter named Adam Bertocci has translated one of the finest films of all time, The Big Lebowski, into Shakespearean prose. The result is absolutely hilarious. Read it here.
This Is So Full Of Win (Undead Win)
Ahhh … Christmas … trim the trees, hang the lights … build a gingerbread house … add zombies … Undead? Damn straight. Zombies are so popular now, it was only a matter of time before someone added the undead to their gingerbread diorama. Some guy named Nicholas over at the Geek Do forums entered this…
Since When Does “Do No Evil” Translate To “Be A Chickenshit”?
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It Sure Beats Working For A Living
One of my first sports memories was in 1978 or 1979. I was about 10 at the time and I’d been invited by a friend to see the Royals play the Yankees in the playoffs. This was back when baseball was still competitive and the pinstripes were hated rivals. Our seats were high in the…
Switch Up, Change My Pitch Up
I’ve done a lot of work in Photoshop – both for work and for fun – and something always amazes me when I go back to look at a good piece: whether it’s a simple image or a really involved picture, the number of layers, smart objects, layer masks, etc. are always more than I…
2009’s Final “Fuck You”
I just found an e-mail in my spam folder from the editor I’ve been working with on a story I wrote for an upcoming Chicken Soup book. Technically, the news arrived yesterday, so I guess this gets accounted for in the 2009 ledger. The publisher cut the chapter that my story was going to be…
You Say You Want A Resolution …
I’m gonna get one of these and one of these and display them prominently in my living room. “Do you like Huey Lewis and the news? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in ’83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and…