Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.
A photographic interpretation of the characters in the excellent graphic novel Black Hole, a story about a group of teenagers who undergo physical mutations as a result of a sexually transmitted disease. Neil Gaiman and David Fincher have been tied to a film adaptation, but the movie seems stuck in development hell.
This is so fucking retarded. There is no reason for this. But that’s all the more reason that I really want it. Just so I can walk around like Hellboy, chomping on a cigar and killing me some Nazis. More.
That bastion of hard-hitting journalism, The Sun, ran a story about how total fucking idiots proud new parents are naming their children after characters in the movie Avatar. So, one day, your kids will be going to school – not with Michaels and Susies – but Neytiris and Toruks. (I have no idea what those…
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I just found an e-mail in my spam folder from the editor I’ve been working with on a story I wrote for an upcoming Chicken Soup book. Technically, the news arrived yesterday, so I guess this gets accounted for in the 2009 ledger. The publisher cut the chapter that my story was going to be…
It’s gotta be better than 2009. I hope so. Fuck.
“It’s been nearly a decade since terrorists used airplanes to attack our country, and last week’s attempt makes it clear that the lack of terrorist attacks have nothing to do with the increasing gauntlet of whirring machines, friskings, and arbitrary bureaucratic provisions, but simply that for the most part, there just aren’t that many terrorists…
So, the old database with all my posts went tits-up and I lost everything. I wasn’t too happy about that, especially since this is one of the few things I don’t back up religiously. I guess that’ll change soon. Anyway, starting over – with 100% better posts!