“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.”
P.J. O’Rourke, Libertarian with an outstanding sense of humor
(I’ve met Mr. O’Rourke a few times and he is easily one of my most favoritest people in the world. If you haven’t already, read Parliament of Whores. You won’t regret it. It’s a little dated, but the chief complaints still ring true today.)